My financial adviser says I should buy as many shares of eFISH as I can get my hands on. Today. Right now. Don't wait a minute. Its stock price could double by the time I get to the end of this e-mail. There's no time to call my broker or speak to my wife, just get online and buy, buy, buy. It's sure to go up. Not a second to lose.

I'd be foolish to do anything else, I'd be taking a big risk if I don't take his advice. That's why he's passing it along to me in a very important e-mail. He is very worried about my future -- even though he doesn't know me and has never met me. What a humanitarian! Passing along hot tips to people like me for no other reason than the goodness of his heart.

He's not doing this to become insanely wealthy, but to help me, the little guy. It's hard to believe he's not in the Peace Corps or a missionary. He probably wanted to but felt he could do more good for the world by advising strangers on what penny stocks to buy.