Not just anybody can legally own a gun. But essentially anyone can own a dog. And both – if not handled responsibly – can hurt or kill people.

Unlike guns, not every dog’s purpose is to kill something. But doesn’t it seem like it’s only the vicious ones that roam the streets looking to feast? You’ll never see a stray poodle, pug, or cocker spaniel. Furthermore, you wouldn’t think twice if you did (other than feeling sorry for the little guy). Take a walk around Norwich, however, and chances are you’ll end-up hustling across the street (possibly sprinting) because a snarling and leash-less rottweiler is protecting the sidewalk from intruders.

“I’d be more careful if I were you,” the rottweiler’s concerned owner might shout from a nearby porch. “Chains is one tough cookie. We’ve been feeding him gun-powder and half-cooked head cheese since he was a puppy.”

“Thanks for the heads-up, sir.”

“No sweat pal, that’s why I’m out here.”

“But what if ‘Chains’ still decides to come after me?”