The latest news about bottled water reminds me of something we ought to remember from time to time. Americans know how to sell.

Consider how we sell professional baseball. And college and pro football.

By the time they reach you these sports are as packaged as your Corn Flakes. Their rules have been written by business guys to suit business. The business guys control everything. From how the game is played to how it is reported. You don’t think the announcers have any leeway, do you? They are bought and scripted - and silenced sometimes - by the guys who own the “sport.”

The games are sandwiched between blizzards of commercials. They even contain artificial time-outs to allow for more commercials.

This is 100 percent business. Steroids? Scandals? Brush them under the carpet and line up the next bank of advertising.

In spite of this, most sports fans think they are watching sports. And newspapers fill pages with news about this business, as if it was sport. Why? Because Americans know how to sell. In this instance, they sell “sports.” Correction. They sell business. And tell the fans it’s sports. And the fans lap it up.

Other examples of our talents as sales people? How about celebrity. We can package a freak like Michael Jackson and sell him for tens of millions of bucks. He is a walking side-show. Complete with his obsession for sleeping with little boys. And his obsession for facial surgery. And skin whitening.