Every year around Halloween, I feel the need to watch a great horror flick and scare myself silly, which, as you may have figured out by now, is not so difficult to do. At least it shouldn’t be. By now, everyone should know that I am a huge chicken, who jumps at every sound and sleeps with a night light. You would think finding something to scare me would be a pretty easy task.

No such luck. For the last few weeks, I’ve been perusing the videos at the store, hoping the next one I grab will be the super-scary flick I’m seeking, but so far, that hasn’t happened.