This is New York State? You don’t say! And it’s winter time? No kidding! Guess that would explain the snow, huh? Could’ve fooled me. With so many crocodile tears being shed about how unexpected and unfair the weather has been around here, I figured we must be in Miami (which I was beginning to think was overrated).

Because whining in South Florida is understandable if there’s snow, slop and ice falling from the sky regularly (Hell, it’s justified if any falls there at all). Just imagine if it was winter-like for a couple weeks, or even months in that part of the country? Where it’s near tropical. Their world would be turned upside down – especially because Miami fashion is founded on pastel colors, which don’t work in a climate that flatters plaid, or so I’m told.