“What’s your cell phone number?” has got to be the most annoying question ever asked. How would I know? I never call it. Even if I did call it, I’d just go into my phone’s address book and tell the phone to dial the number for me. I know it’s listed in the phone’s memory somewhere, but I can never remember how to find it.

When someone asks me the number, I just call their cell phone and their cell phone will give them my number – as well as my name, my e-mail address, my address, my birthday, my wedding anniversary, my mother’s maiden name, my Social Security number and the numbers of a few hundred of my nearest and dearest friends. It’s all in my phone and my computer; who can remember all that stuff?