The Campaign
Published: November 28th, 2011
By: Tom Morgan

The Campaign

You are about to enter the “Jus’ Us Folks” zone.  That is, the silly season in American politics.  The campaign. When candidates who do not live the way you live, fake it. They go to elaborate ends to show you they live like you do. They do stuff to show you they are “Jus’ Us Folks.”

This is why Michelle Obama and Joe Biden’s wife showed up at a NASCAR event.Why they jus’ love auto racing. They wouldn’t miss a match. Or a bout. Or an inning of it. Whatever.

This is why you will see a candidate bowling. (“Now, these holes are for what?  And how do I throw it?”)

You will see candidates chowin’ down on burgers and fries. In the South they will prop their elbows on the table and “Pass dem grits, Mama.”

You will see them knockin’ back a few brews. With the guys.You will see their wives shopping at Walmart. (“This is what? You call it a checkout counter? I’ve heard about those.”)

Recently we had photos of our President and the UK’s Prime Minister flippin’ ribs on the barbeque. They had just slipped out of their suits, rolled up their sleeves. Still had their ties on. (“Do you think the Euro will collapse?  Is there any hope for Greece? Will Israel attack Iran? Hey, will you pass my finger-lickin’ barbeque sauce. I made it myself from my granny’s recipe.”)

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