What can I say? I’m one lucky guy, considering 90 percent of the time I’m right half the time. Or ... wait a minute, maybe I have that wrong. Maybe it’s ... 50 percent of the time, I’m right all the time. All the time I’m right half the time?

I’m confused. Then again, aren’t we all these days?

Which is, of course, the problem with partisan politics (not to change the subject or anything). Neither side is “right” nor “wrong.”

In fact, I’d be willing to state that – in my humble opinion – both Democrats and Republicans have dropped the ball in recent years.

Wow, look at that. I somehow managed to sneak the words humble, opinion – not to mention Democrat and Republican – all into the same sentence.

Who would have thought such a thing was possible?

And yes, I’m being more than a little facetious. Considering the current political atmosphere, however, what with the constant media bombardment we’ve been forced to endure since Mitt and Rick became the all-out front runners for the Republican presidential ticket – not to mention the daily reports out of the Obama camp – can you really blame me?

Me? I remember the whole routine from my days at Perry Browne Elementary ... when I was in kindergarten.

“He did it!”

“No, he did it!”

“I’m going to tell my mom!”