by Jim Mullen on February 19th

They say most married couples’ fights start over money. I don’t believe it. Didn’t Cher have a weeklong marriage once? ..

by Jim Mullen on February 12th

I was watching the news last night and, in the middle of the constipation, heartburn, ED, blood pressure, diabetes and ..

by Jim Mullen on February 5th

The People’s Choice Awards this year had no live ceremony, no live audience and almost no live viewers. It was ..

by Jim Mullen on January 29th

“I quit the gym and bought a treadmill,” I told Carlton. “Great,” he said. “How much clothing can you hang ..

by Jim Mullen on January 22nd

I like to look at the thermometer outside my kitchen window first thing in the morning. I could just listen ..

by Jim Mullen on January 15th

According to the American Dialect Society, the word of the year for 2007 was – may I have the envelope ..

by Jim Mullen on January 8th

Where do these television writers get off? That’s my money they’re trying to get – money that I worked hard ..

by Jim Mullen on December 18th

Like millions of people around the world, I struggle with a severe learning disability. It often causes me to say ..

by Jim Mullen on December 11th

“Who do you think will win Iowa?” I asked Stan as he replaced the starter on my 8-year-old beater. Stan ..

by Jim Mullen on December 4th

I am eating macaroni and cheese. My cat is eating wild salmon stuffed with crabmeat. What is wrong with this ..